Greetings Covid Prisoners;
If you have small children or grandchildren, and they have discovered this wonderful new toy called the toilet, you might want to call me.  This amazing toy takes small or large objects and makes them magically disappear.  These objects might be small toys or various other objects which we don’t need to go into here.  Since my last posting, I have done three toilet augering jobs for my customers.  I did not retrieve any toys, but I removed a pen, a toilet paper dispenser rod, and a partial denture. I hope that customer sanitizes those choppers before using them again.  Thus goes an ordinary day in my business.  Please call me at 651-338-6254 if you are flushing problems with your toilet. 

Thank you for reading this. – Steve the Pro